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Entry #1

Dealing with a lot of crap at school

2007-07-17 21:42:14 by golem-destroy

Yah, so anyway, school just sux. Yes I have to go to school in the summer and I even HAVE to do homework. So I am just getting in trouble a lot and I just wish I dont have to be there because it feels like hell.


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JHaleyJHaley

2009-09-07 21:35:57

Oh, you poor tormented soul! If only you put half the effort into doing the homework as you did in bitching about how much you hate it!


Alpharius120Alpharius120

2009-08-07 18:03:19

Do you choose buttsecks or does it just happen?

golem-destroy responds:

wut?


PokemonpoeguygcnPokemonpoeguygcn

2009-08-07 17:37:00

How old are you?
The minimum age is 13

golem-destroy responds:

I'm 14 fuck face!


amandaamanda

2007-09-30 18:41:34

Excuse me, how old are you?


X-TERRORIST-XX-TERRORIST-X

2007-09-18 18:27:59

BOOBS !!!


InsertFunnyUserNameInsertFunnyUserName

2007-08-30 21:27:03

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?


InsertFunnyUserNameInsertFunnyUserName

2007-08-10 23:26:11

Awww, good ol' summer school.

It keeps the idiots off the streets for 6 hours each day.

golem-destroy responds:

One thing buddy, I live in the fucking country.


h0m0h0m0

2007-07-17 22:13:35

You banned him?
Lol, you are so fucking gay..

golem-destroy responds:

you know, you are a homo. And you can join the guy that is banned as well.


StarF68StarF68

2007-07-17 22:11:48

Well maybe you shouldn't have fucked up in whatever way that put you into summer school.

Quit yer bitchin'!


LordOfKetchupLordOfKetchup

2007-07-17 21:53:49

"I dont share personal info on the internet."
IF ONLY YOU HAD KEPT TO YOUR FUCKING STATEMENTS. gtfo emofag

golem-destroy responds:

Fuck you. Your banned!


Mr-SharkMr-Shark

2007-07-17 21:48:03

Ha own3d!

golem-destroy responds:

Mind repeating that in English?


h0m0h0m0

2007-07-17 21:47:59

Well poor you.
Fuck, these blogs are turning this place into fucking myspace.